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PROOF OF SLEEP
The only proof you need.
Mag Glycinate · Glycine · L-Theanine · Apigenin · 60 Capsules
Target ship date: Block ~985,000 (≈Dec 2026)
🔒 10% deposit secures your jar 🚚 UK delivery free · Worldwide shipping 💰 Cancel any time before ship
The Bitcoiner Sleep Stack
Sound Money.
Sound Sleep.
Four ingredients. Clinical doses. Open label. No proprietary blends, no melatonin tax, no chamomile-tea cope. This is what an honest sleep stack looks like when you assume the reader can read a label — and can already audit a UTXO set without flinching.
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Magnesium Glycinate 400mg per serving The mineral your prefrontal cortex misses when you've been refreshing the mempool for six hours. Calms the nervous system. Drops cortisol. Bonded to glycine for actual absorption — not the oxide that sells for £1.99 and does nothing.
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Glycine 3,000mg Drops core body temperature on cue. The signal your brain reads as "sleep now." 3g is the dose in the human trials. Most products use 100mg and hope you don't notice.
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L-Theanine 200mg Quiets the part of your brain that keeps simulating what BTC does if the spot ETF inflows reverse. Increases alpha waves. Doesn't sedate — it just lets the noise stop.
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Apigenin 50mg The chamomile flavonoid that actually does something. Binds to the benzodiazepine site of GABA-A receptors. Mild, clean, non-habit-forming. The off-switch nobody sells at clinical dose because chamomile tea is cheaper.
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No Melatonin 0 mg — on purpose Melatonin is a hormone, not a sedative. Your pineal gland produces about 0.3mg endogenously. Every supplement company dosing 5–10mg is printing pineal-gland fiat. We're not.
“Built for plebs who keep promising themselves they’ll close the laptop at midnight — and never do.”
Why Proof of Sleep
Built for Plebs. Not Patients.
No Melatonin Tax
Zero milligrams of melatonin — on purpose. It's a hormone, not a sedative, and dosing it like a vitamin is how you debase your endocrine system. Open ledger. Honest doses. No hidden inflation.
Audit the Label
Mag Glycinate 400mg. Glycine 3g. L-Theanine 200mg. Apigenin 50mg. The exact doses in the human trials. No proprietary blends, no fairy dust, no "complex" hiding 80% rice flour.
Made in London. Shipped Globally.
GMP-certified British manufacturing. UK lab analysis on every batch. Pre-Halvening pricing, 10% refundable deposit, ships worldwide. Pleb-friendly, no-faff.
Built For Plebs Like You
Low Time Preference. High Sleep Quality.
You don't drink seed oils. You don't trust the BLS. You time-stamped your last 11 transactions and you can quote the issuance schedule from memory. But you're refreshing the price at 2:14am and wondering why your recovery feels like 2019.
That's not the market. That's cortisol. And cortisol can be worked with — without a therapist, a journal, or a sound bath.
- Falls asleep without doom-scrolling
- Drops cortisol — the central bank of your nervous system
- More deep sleep, more REM, more block reward
- Lower resting heart rate
- Sovereign mornings — no grogginess hangover
On the Brand
This isn’t a manifesto.
It’s just four ingredients.
Open-label, clinically dosed, made in London.
If that’s not enough,
have fun staying tired.
Pre-Order Now — Limited First Batch
Stack & Sleep.
Pre-Halvening Pricing · No Melatonin · Bitcoiner-Native · Ships ~Dec 2026
Hit 2,100 orders. Get 5,000 sats back.
Got a Lightning address? Share it with your order. The moment we hit 2,100 pre-orders, every backer who left one gets 5,000 sats. No address, no faff — your supplement ships either way.
Sats are a thank-you for backing the first batch and only pay out once we reach 2,100 orders. Cancel pre-ship for a full refund of your deposit at any time.
Reserve Your Jar Pay the 10% deposit in Bitcoin — or by card
Reserve your jar in Bitcoin
Our primary way to pay. Refundable 10% deposit — ≈ £3.50 of £35 — over Lightning or on-chain. We’ll send a Lightning invoice for the balance when your jar ships.
Self-custody via Coinsnap — funds settle straight to our Lightning wallet. No card, no custody, no chargebacks.
Where should we ship your jar?
Enter your details, then pay the £3.50 deposit over Lightning or on-chain.
Donate to make Proof of Sleep happen
Anonymous, in sats — no name, no email. Every donor instantly gets our Top 10 Benefits guides (PDF) for all three supplements.
100% anonymous · self-custody via Coinsnap
You backed the build.
Respect. Here's your thank-you — the Top 10 Benefits guide for all three supplements, yours to keep.
Sats received with thanks · self-custody via Coinsnap
Prefer to pay by card?
Payment handled by Stripe · Bank-level security
If we don’t hit 2,100 pre-orders by block ~985,000 (≈Dec 2026), we’ll push the ship date back by one difficulty epoch. If we still haven’t hit 2,100 by then, every deposit is refunded in full to your original payment method. Sats are only sent if and when we reach the 2,100 target.
The Brand
Sound Money. Sound Sleep.
The market is open 24/7.
You're not.
Anyone who's spent five minutes around Bitcoiners has noticed the pattern. Disciplined. Lean. Long time horizons. Anomalously alert at 6am. They opted out of debased money — and they opted out of the seed oils, the late-night feeds, the 5mg melatonin gummies, and the 11pm CNBC ticker that comes with it.
Cortisol is the central bank of your nervous system. We're not anti-central-bank — we just don’t let it print at 3am. Proof of Sleep is what your sovereignty looks like when you close the laptop. The rest is up to you.
“What is needed is a sleep system based on biology, not marketing — where any tired Bitcoiner can recover without trusting a chamomile-tea brand or a 5 mg melatonin gummy. The root problem with conventional sleep is all the trust required to make it work. Proof of Sleep needs no trust. Just four ingredients and a label you can audit.”
Questions
FAQs
Why no melatonin?
Because melatonin is a hormone, not a sedative. Your pineal gland produces about 0.1–0.3mg endogenously. Most products dose 5–10mg — that's 20–100× physiological. Long-term, you blunt your own production and reset your circadian set-point in ways nobody is studying carefully enough. We refuse to print pineal-gland fiat. Proof of Sleep works on GABA tone and core-temp drop instead — the levers your body actually uses to fall asleep.
Will it knock me out? Will I be groggy in the morning?
No. None of the four ingredients have long elimination half-lives or sedative-class effects. You won't feel knocked out — you'll feel like the noise stops and sleep arrives faster. No 11am brain-fog hangover. Sovereign mornings, not chemical ones.
When will my order ship?
Target ship is around block 985,000 — roughly December 2026. We manufacture once demand is validated with 2,100 pre-orders. Hit early, ship early. Miss it, see the next question.
What if you don't hit 2,100 pre-orders?
We push the ship date back by one difficulty epoch (~2 weeks) and keep taking pre-orders. If we still haven't hit 2,100 by then, every deposit is refunded in full to your original payment method — no questions, no fees. Sats-back is only paid if we reach 2,100 and ship.
How does the deposit work?
You pay a 10% deposit today to reserve your jar — in Bitcoin (Lightning or on-chain) now, or by card. When your order ships, card deposits auto-charge the remaining 90%, and Bitcoin deposits get a Lightning invoice for the balance. Cancel any time before ship and get the deposit back in full.
How do I claim my 5,000 sats?
Share a Lightning address with your order (e.g. yourname@walletofsatoshi.com) — that's it. The moment we hit 2,100 pre-orders, every backer who left one gets 5,000 sats sent to their wallet.
No address, no faff — your supplement still ships either way. The sats are a tip of the hat, not a paywall.
What if I'm a no-coiner?
Then you sleep too. Pay in pounds and skip the sats-back — the formula doesn't ask what's in your wallet. We just won't pretend we wrote the headlines for you. The 5,000 sats are there for whenever you set up a Lightning address; once you do, you can add it to your order in your confirmation email.
Is it third-party tested?
Every batch is tested for heavy metals, microbials, and active compound concentration by an independent UK lab. The Certificate of Analysis is available on request — and we'll ship a batch number with your jar so you can match the COA to the unit you have in hand. Open ledger.
How long until I notice anything?
L-theanine and apigenin work the night you take them — faster onset, quieter mind. Magnesium glycinate and glycine accumulate: most people feel the deep-sleep shift within 5–10 nights of consistent use, especially if you were running low. It's not a benzo — there's no instant kick. It's a recalibration.