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PROOF OF SLEEP
The only proof you need.
Mag Glycinate · Glycine · L-Theanine · Apigenin · 90 Capsules
Target ship date: Block ~893,000 (≈Oct 2026)
🔒 10% deposit secures your jar 🚚 UK delivery free · Worldwide shipping 💰 Cancel any time before ship
The Bitcoiner Sleep Stack
Sound Money.
Sound Sleep.
Four ingredients. Clinical doses. Open label. No proprietary blends, no melatonin tax, no chamomile-tea cope. This is what an honest sleep stack looks like when you assume the reader can read a label — and can already audit a UTXO set without flinching.
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Magnesium Glycinate 400mg per serving The mineral your prefrontal cortex misses when you've been refreshing the mempool for six hours. Calms the nervous system. Drops cortisol. Bonded to glycine for actual absorption — not the oxide that sells for £1.99 and does nothing.
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Glycine 3,000mg Drops core body temperature on cue. The signal your brain reads as "sleep now." 3g is the dose in the human trials. Most products use 100mg and hope you don't notice.
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L-Theanine 200mg Quiets the part of your brain that keeps simulating what BTC does if the spot ETF inflows reverse. Increases alpha waves. Doesn't sedate — it just lets the noise stop.
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Apigenin 50mg The chamomile flavonoid that actually does something. Binds to the benzodiazepine site of GABA-A receptors. Mild, clean, non-habit-forming. The off-switch nobody sells at clinical dose because chamomile tea is cheaper.
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No Melatonin 0mg — on purpose Melatonin is a hormone, not a sedative. Your pineal gland produces about 0.3mg endogenously. Every supplement company dosing 5–10mg is printing pineal-gland fiat. We're not.
“Built for men who still open jars without wincing — and would rather not need a supplement at all.”
Why Proof of Sleep
Built for Plebs. Not Patients.
No Melatonin Tax
Zero milligrams of melatonin — on purpose. It's a hormone, not a sedative, and dosing it like a vitamin is how you debase your endocrine system. Open ledger. Honest doses. No hidden inflation.
Audit the Label
Mag Glycinate 400mg. Glycine 3g. L-Theanine 200mg. Apigenin 50mg. The exact doses in the human trials. No proprietary blends, no fairy dust, no "complex" hiding 80% rice flour.
Made in London. Priced in Sats.
GMP-certified British manufacturing. UK lab analysis on every batch. Pay in fiat, pay in sats, or take the deposit option. Whichever currency you trust, the formula is the same.
Built For Plebs Like You
Low Time Preference. High Sleep Quality.
You don't drink seed oils. You don't trust the BLS. You time-stamped your last 11 transactions and you can quote the issuance schedule from memory. But you're refreshing the price at 2:14am and wondering why your recovery feels like 2019.
That's not the market. That's cortisol. And cortisol can be worked with — without a therapist, a journal, or a sound bath.
- Falls asleep without doom-scrolling
- Drops cortisol — the central bank of your nervous system
- More deep sleep, more REM, more block reward
- Lower resting heart rate
- Sovereign mornings — no grogginess hangover
On the Brand
This isn’t a manifesto.
It’s just four ingredients.
Open-label, clinically dosed, made in London.
If that’s not enough,
have fun staying tired.
Pre-Order Now — Limited First Batch
Stack & Sleep.
Pre-Halvening Pricing · No Melatonin · Priced in Sats · Ships ~Oct 2026
Hit 21,000 orders. Get 2,100 sats back.
Got a Lightning address? Drop it in the optional field at checkout. The moment we hit 21,000 pre-orders, every backer who left an address gets 2,100 sats. No address, no faff — your supplement ships either way.
Sats are a thank-you for backing the first batch and only pay out once we reach 21,000 orders. Cancel pre-ship for a full refund of your deposit at any time.
Choose Your Currency Pound, Euro or Dollar
Payment handled by Stripe · Bank-level security
If we don’t hit 21,000 pre-orders by block ~893,000 (≈Oct 2026), we’ll push the ship date back by one difficulty epoch. If we still haven’t hit 21,000 by then, every deposit is refunded in full to the original card. Sats are only sent if and when we reach the 21,000 target.
The Brand
Sound Money. Sound Sleep.
The market is open 24/7.
You're not.
Anyone who's spent five minutes around Bitcoiners has noticed the pattern. Disciplined. Lean. Long time horizons. Anomalously alert at 6am. They opted out of debased money — and they opted out of the seed oils, the late-night feeds, the 5mg melatonin gummies, and the 11pm CNBC ticker that comes with it.
Cortisol is the central bank of your nervous system. We're not anti-central-bank — we just don’t let it print at 3am. Proof of Sleep is what your sovereignty looks like when you close the laptop. The rest is up to you.
“If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you. Sound money. Sound sleep. Sound mornings. None of them get printed into existence.”
Questions
FAQs
Why no melatonin?
Because melatonin is a hormone, not a sedative. Your pineal gland produces about 0.1–0.3mg endogenously. Most products dose 5–10mg — that's 20–100× physiological. Long-term, you blunt your own production and reset your circadian set-point in ways nobody is studying carefully enough. We refuse to print pineal-gland fiat. Proof of Sleep works on GABA tone and core-temp drop instead — the levers your body actually uses to fall asleep.
Will it knock me out? Will I be groggy in the morning?
No. None of the four ingredients have long elimination half-lives or sedative-class effects. You won't feel knocked out — you'll feel like the noise stops and sleep arrives faster. No 11am brain-fog hangover. Sovereign mornings, not chemical ones.
When will my order ship?
Target ship is around block 893,000 — roughly October 2026. We manufacture once demand is validated with 21,000 pre-orders. Hit early, ship early. Miss it, see the next question.
What if you don't hit 21,000 pre-orders?
We push the ship date back by one difficulty epoch (~2 weeks) and keep taking pre-orders. If we still haven't hit 21,000 by then, every deposit is refunded in full to the original card — no questions, no fees. Sats-back is only paid if we reach 21,000 and ship.
How does the deposit work?
You pay 10% today via Stripe to secure your jar. The remaining 90% is charged automatically when your order ships. You can cancel any time before ship and get the deposit back in full.
How do I claim my 2,100 sats?
At checkout there's an optional "Lightning address" field (e.g. yourname@walletofsatoshi.com). Drop it in — that's it. The moment we hit 21,000 pre-orders, every backer who left an address gets 2,100 sats to their Lightning wallet.
No address, no faff — your supplement still ships either way. The sats are a tip of the hat, not a paywall.
What if I'm a no-coiner?
Then you sleep too. Pay in pounds, euros, or dollars and skip the sats-back — the formula doesn't ask what's in your wallet. We just won't pretend we wrote the headlines for you. The 2,100 sats are there for whenever you set up a Lightning address; once you do, you can add it to your order in your confirmation email.
Is it third-party tested?
Every batch is tested for heavy metals, microbials, and active compound concentration by an independent UK lab. The Certificate of Analysis is available on request — and we'll ship a batch number with your jar so you can match the COA to the unit you have in hand. Open ledger.
How long until I notice anything?
L-theanine and apigenin work the night you take them — faster onset, quieter mind. Magnesium glycinate and glycine accumulate: most people feel the deep-sleep shift within 5–10 nights of consistent use, especially if you were running low. It's not a benzo — there's no instant kick. It's a recalibration.
Can women take it?
Yes — sleep biochemistry doesn't care about gender. All four ingredients are well-studied in both sexes. The marketing leans Bitcoiner-coded, but a 4-ingredient honest sleep stack works the same on anyone. We just won't pretend we wrote the copy for you.